First step's to sounding like you know about football when you actually don't:
- Always say everything like you are so sure about it!
- Always say everything in a angry way!
- Always act so offended when someone disagrees with you!
Arsenal comments:
- They always try and walk the ball in.
- Arsene Wenger (the manager) buys players too young.
- No experience.
- Not won a trophy is ages.
- Buys too many French players.
- Not enough English players.
- Never should of sold Thierry Henry.
- Too soft.
Manchester united comments:
- Cristiano Ronaldo is a pretty boy.
- Cristiano Ronaldo is a diver.
- Too defensive.
- Rely too much on Cristiano Ronaldo.
- When Alex Ferguson (the manager) leaves they will have nothing.
- Wayne Rooney doesnt perfom in the big games.
- Ronaldo doesnt perform in the big games.
- Basically slag off Cristiano Ronaldo, that's what most fans do when they talk about manchester united. :)
Liverpool comments:
- Too defensive.
- Too defensive.
- Too defensive.
- Boring football.
- Haven't won the Premier league.
- Will not win the premier league under Rafael Benitez (the manager).
- Too many Spanish players.
- Rely too much of Steven Gerrard.
- Too slow.
Chelsea comments:
- They bought their trophies.
- Rely too much on Frank Lampard.
- Frank Lampard is fat.
- Too defensive.
- Never should of sacked Jose Mourihno (Former Manager).
- Too old.
- Too slow.
- Players only there for the money.
- Should be renamed Chelski (They are owned by a Russian Billionaire)
Ok that's pretty much it. Just keep a few of those up your sleeve. And when the subject turns to football throw a few of those out there. And remember to sound angry when you say it! :)